Scottsdale Mama

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Okay, call me a “bad” soon to be mommie, I have been tanning!  Oh no, I spend 6 minutes in a stand up bed twice a week!  My friend (who happens to be male and has been very cute and respectful throughout this ordeal), asked me “Are you supposed to do that?” I quickly responded “I don’t give a damn.” He starts cracking up of course.  I explained, you cannot tell me that spending 12 minutes a week in UV rays microwaves my baby boy.  That the rays go through all three layers of my skin, through the uterus, through the placenta and reaches him! COME ON!  If that were true, we would only have to tan once a month! GEEZ!

Have you read it?  It is HILARIOUS! Well, at least the four chapters I have read so far!  She is so honest that i did not want to read ahead and freak myself out…

My husband loved it also!  It could be that Jenny is on “his list;” or it could be because it truly is funny!  I think it explained things in a different way to both of us!  I was glad to read that she experienced the same things and that I was not a freak…

I highly suggest you buy it or get it for your girlfriend, or even your husband! I REPEAT, HILARIOUS!

Okay, so I went to my first basic yoga class the other day.  After 4 months of sleeping as much as I am awake and sitting/laying on the couch a lot, I decided I needed to stretch out my muscles.  And, we have all heard how great yoga is for you. .

Well, there I was, listening to all the theoretical points of yoga and their corresponding colors, while trying to stretch my hamstrings; praying I would not get a cramp! I know there is a purpose in the theory and the vocabulary- but, hey, I was hungry and during the class, all I could think of was how good that pizza was going to taste when I was done! 

Everything was fine and I made it through-better than some of the veterans.  But the most important thing is that when I was laying on my back, stretching, I noticed that my 4 month baby bump practically disappeared!  Wow!  That made the whole experience worthwhile